Cheese Roller Guide

To begin playing, type in the name of the cheese you wish to buy from the cheese maker. Then click the 'Buy' button. If you are only playing for the NP, then just use Spicy Juppie Cheese each time. However, if you would like a chance at another cheese, go for it.

The game begins when you press 'GO!!!' To make your cheese go, choose one of the following commands: Forward Somersault, Push Cheese Faster, Hold Cheese Steady, Dive Left, or Dive Right. I find that when choosing 'Dive Left', I do not get as many "Oh no! That is another [X] seconds!" Also, the seconds have nothing to do with actual time. You can be in the middle of pushing a cheese down the hill, stop, come back an hour later, and it will still be the same time.

If you Finish the Game in less than 60 seconds you get to keep the cheese you bought at the beginning of the game and you get a neopoint reward for crossing the Finish Line. At 0 seconds, you have 2550NP. For every second you take, it declines 30np. (At 30 seconds, 1650NP and at 60 seconds, 750NP.) Cheeses are below.

Cheeseroller Cheeses
Pic	Name	Price
	Spicy Juppie Cheese	150NP
	Smoked Snorkle Cheese	300NP
	Triple Mustard Cheese	450NP
	Honey Cheese	600NP
	Big Beefy Cheese	750NP
	Purple Spotted Cheese	900NP
	Brain Cheese	1050NP
	Alkenore Cheese	1200NP
	Mutated Cheese	1350NP
	Bubbling Blueberry Cheese	1500NP
	Tyrannian Dung Cheese	1650NP
	Quadruple Fudge Cheese	1800NP
	Brick Cheese	1950NP
	Gooey Snot Cheese	2100NP
	Peppermint Cheese	2250NP
	Overgrown Cheese	2400NP
	Heavy Bark Cheese	2550NP
	Warty Blue Cheese	2700NP
	Fragrant Ummagcheese	2850NP
	Furry Chocomint Cheese	3000NP
	Mummified Cheese	3150NP
	Nimmo Tube Cheese	3300NP
	Space Cheese	3450NP
	Angelpuss Cheese	3600NP
	Meaty Cheese	3750NP
	Potato Cheese	3900NP
	Very Stinky Cheese	4050NP
	Fishy Cheese	4200NP
	Shiny Golden Cheese	4350NP