Booktastic Book List

These are all of the books in the Booktastic Book Club.

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101 Stale Bread Recipes
105 Lava Cake Recipes
A
Achyfi Recipes
Alien Aisha Invasion
Almost Big Book of Slothy Recipes
Attack On Kreludor
B
Back In Peaceful Times
Beam Me Aboard
Beyond Neopia
Building Techniques
C
Collecting Moon Rock
Computing the Kreludan Way
Constellation Spotting
Craters of Kreludor
Creatures From Afar
D
Defend Yourself
Defending Your Neohome
Do The Moon Bounce
Dont Push That Button!
E
Easy Decor in Low Gravity Situations
G
Galactic Adventures
Galactic Adventures II
Games on Kreludor
Get Organised Stay Organised
Grundo Beauty Book
Guide to the Neocola Machine
H
How Purples Got Their Spots
How To Escape
I
Identifing Meteorites
Interplanetary Communications
It Came From Kreludor
K
Know Your Robot Petpet
Kreating Kreludan Angles
Kreluberry Cookbook
Kreludan Bed Time Stories
Kreludan Christmas Carols
Kreludan Cookie Book
Kreludan Cookie Cookbook
Kreludan Crosswords
Kreludan Encyclopedia
Kreludan Engineering
Kreludan Facts
Kreludan Fashion
Kreludan Games
Kreludan Home Decorating
Kreludan Mysteries
Kreludan Physics
Kreludan Poems
Kreludan Recipes
Kreludan Sundaes
Kreludor Mining Corridor Maps
Kreludor Rainy Day Activity Book
Kreludor Versus Neopia
L
Laser Energy
Learning Kreludan
Light Speed Made Easy
M
Mathematics In Space
Meteor Shower Protection
Meteor Sites
Moon Missions
Moon Rock Formations
N Neocola Book
Neopet V2 Guide to Revenge
O
Orange Central History
Orange Grundo Survival Handbook
Oranges Are Better
Oxygen and You
P
Practical Repairs
Purple and Orange - The Truth
R
Repairing Your Ship
S
Secrets of Sloth
Slime and You
Space Exploration
Space Fashion
Spyders
Stairway to Kreludor
T
The Big Book of Intermediate Evil Plots
The Code
The Complete Guide to Dr Sloth
The Handy Guide to Neopian Domination
The Happy Orange Grundo
The Kreludan Flag
The Moon Pop-Up Book
The Sun and You
The Threat Outside
Traversing The Moon
V
Victory is Ours
W
When Meteors Crash
Wishing On A Star
Y
Yesterdays Future
Z
Zarex Diary
Zero Gravity and Loving It

Tarla's Shop of Mystery

Tarla's Shop of Mystery is located atop Terror Mountain. You can buy something from her shop every minute and a half. You buy a mystery bag which gives you a random item. Some are good but some are horrible. Here is a list of all the items you can receive.

Bad Seed	Balloons	Bit of Barbed Wire	Black Osiris Plate
Broken Blue Fuzzle	Broken Corn Pyramid	Broken Fake Uni Hat	Fir
Flipperbot	Halloween Blumaroo Gnome	Halloween Kau Plushie	Iced Ceiling Fan
Melvie	Neggitus Injection	Packet of Gravel	Pile of Dung
Punchbag Bob Plushie	Quiggle Scout Stamp	Rainbow Gun	Rainbow Rug
Red Kazoo	Round Rainbow Rug	Sandstone Boots	Skelly
Sphinx Links	Stone and Slime Slushie	Stylishly Simple Pond	Ultra Icy Negg
White Mallard	Whole Blackberry Pizza	Wormy Slushie	You Did It Card

        
     Boween      Fire Paw      Icy Desk       Pretty Bouquet
   
 Red Blush      Speckled         Uniocto
                     Paint Brush

How To Get Rich in 10 Steps

This is a top ten list on how to get rich FAST on neopets!

10. Who needs books? Don't buy books. Who cares if they make your neopet smarter.Currently there is no point of intelligence points anyway.

9. Your neopet doesn't need fun. Why buy him toys? You don't need to. Just let him be bored and when he complains, say deal with it.

8. We don't care about stupid little 'pull the lever' minigames- they take np away- remember, you want to be cheap.

7. What's the point of having a house? Don't make one.

6. If you really care about all this stuff on the list, get the cheaper version. For example, just make a house of cardboard.

5. Let your neopet starve! Only use food you get from the omelet and the jelly. DO NOT BUY ANY FOOD!

4. Buy low, sell it high in your shop. See a complete idiot selling a paintbrush for 3,000? Buy it and sell it for 20,000 in your shop (or at an auction) and you've just made 17,000 np.

3. The Stock Market- buy low, sell high again. A stock market simulation- buy stuff that is selling for cheap, and when it gets high- SELL!

2. Game Challenges- challenge people at games you know you're good at- and you can win lots.

1. GAMES! If you are good at one game, thats 3,000 np a day. IF YOU ONLY PLAY THAT GAME! If you play all the games you like (probably around 20-60) every day, then you could end up getting around 30 or 40 thousand np (if you aren't that good! If you are awesome at these games you could get over a hundred thousand np per day! In only around an hour!). Some of the newer games like Chariot Chase and Darigan Dodge Ball give you lots of np really fast- so add a few more thousand. You can get around 150,000 by playing just a few games in ONE DAY!

Neopet Lingo

Miscellaneous
AA(er) = Auto-Adopter
AB(er) = Auto-Buyer
AS(er) = Auto-Spammer
CG(er) = Cookie Grabber
Duped = Duplicated
FFQ = Fountain Faerie Quest
FQ = Faerie Quest
LE = Limited Edition
MP = Morphing Potion
NF = Neofriends
NF = New Features
NM = Neomail
NOPPY = No Parental Permission Yet
NP = Neopets
NP = Neopoints
NST = Neopian Standard Time
NT = Neopian Times
PB = Paint Brush
PP = PetPet
PPL = Petpet Protection League
PPP = PetPetPet
PPPB = PetPet Paint Brush
QAL = Quick Adoption Link
RE = Random Event
SDB = Safety Deposit Box
SHH = Something Has Happened
T&C = Terms and Conditions
TCG = Trading Card Game
TNT = The Neopets Team
Transmog = Transmogrification Potion
TP = Transmogrification Potion
TPOSG = The Phantom Orange Shirt Guy
YBIC = Yes Boy Ice Cream

Pounding
BN = Badly-Named
DN = Decently-Named
NTY = No Thank You
OTB = Offer to Beat
RB = Royalboy
RG = Royalgirl
RW = Real Word (Named)
UC = Unconverted
UFA = Up for Adoption
UFT = Up for Trade
VWN = Very Well-named
WN = Well-Named
Avatars
AC = Avatar Chat
AC = Avatar Collector
Av, Avv, Avvie = Avatar
BGC = Bony Grarrl Club
BP = Black Pteri
CS = Clawed Shield
FB = Fire Blumaroo
FFQ = Fountain Faerie Quest
FQD = Faerie Queen Doll
IQ = Island Quiggle
ITTPD = I Taunt The Pant Devil
LTBL = Looking To Be Lent
MR = Mummy Ruki
MSPP = Malevolent Sentient Poogle Plushie (TCG)
OG = Orange Grundo
Quad = Quadrupus
SB = Snowbunny
SF = Space Faerie
SuAP = Super Attack Pea
YBIC = Yes Boy Ice Cream
ZDAP = Zafara Double Agent Plushie
Battledome
AARG = Alien Aisha Ray Gun
AFC = Air Faerie Crown
AP = Attack Pea
BD = Battledome
BD = Battleduck
BDer = Battledomer
BDC = Battledome Chat
BFC = Black Frost Cannon
BGC = Bony Grarrl Club
BoCG = Box of Clockwork Grundos
BoD = Bow of Destiny
BoHD = Bag of Healing Dust
BoK = Bracelet of Kings
BoLHS = Bag of Lenny Healing Seeds
BoMS = Bottle of Magic Sand
BP = Black Pteri
CBM = Combo Battle Mirror
CBT = Crisp Blue Tunic
CS = Clawed Shield
CWoS = Cloudy Wand of Storms
D! = Downsize!
DBD = Dark Battle Duck
Def = Defence
DFC = Dark Faerie Collar
DMB = Dusty Magic Broom
DoN = Defenders of Neopia
DSoD = Darigan Sword of Death
ECA = Everlasting Crystal Apple
EoE = Essence of Esophagor
EWB = Enchanted Wooden Bow
FBD = Fiery Battle Duck
F-Pot = Freezing Potion
F-Ray = Fungus Ray
FSS = Faerie Slingshot
FWoC = Frozen Wand of Crystals
GC = Glowing Cauldron
G-Bomb = Ghostkerbomb
GEB = Garoo Elite Blaster
GHR = Gelert Healing Remedy
GHS = Greater Healing Scroll
GoC = Golden Compass
GSH = Green Sticky Hand
G-Shield = Ghostkershield
G-Staff = Greater Staff of the Earth Faerie
G-Sword = Ghostkersword
H4K (Helm) = H4000 Helmet
HBT = Heavy Blue Tunic
HoD = Halo of Devilpuss
HP = Hit Points
HP = Honey Potion
HPB = Hubrids Puzzle Box
HRoT = Heavy Robe of Thievery
I-Staff = Illusens Staff
ILS = Iron Lupe Sword
J-Wand = Jhudoras Wand
K-Flour = Kacheek Flour
KLP = Kacheek Life Potion
LEV = Leaded Elemental Vial
LRGoF = Lenny Ray Gun of Freezing
MH = Meerca Henchmen
MMoM = Magical Marbles of Mystery
MoC = Mask of Coltzan
M-Skull = Moehog Skull
NCB = Noxious Carrot Blade
PCC = Pirate Captains Cutlass
PCH = Pirate Captains Hat
PFF = Psellias Fighting Fan
P-Kiln = Portable Kiln
RCG = Rainbow Clockwork Grundo
RFG = Rainbow Frost Cannon
RoTL = Ring of The Lost
RMB = Runed Maractite Bow
RoDN = Rod of Dark Nova
RoSN = Rod of Super Nova
RoN = Rod of Nova
RSB = Ramtors Spellbook
RWR = Royal Wedding Ring
SAF = Sword of the Air Faerie
SAP = Seasonal Attack Pea
SC = Scuzzys Comb
SF = Space Faerie
SkS = Skarls Sword
SoA = Sword of Apocalypse
SoRF = Sword of Righteous Fury
SoS = Sword of Skardsen
S-Pot = Slumberberry Potion
S-Ray = Sleep Ray
SS = ScorchStone
Str = Strength
SuAP = Super Attack Pea
TA = Tiki Armour
TBB = Tiki Bomb Bag
THC = Trusty Hand Cannon
TSoD = Toxic Sock of Doom
TTD = Triple Turbo Dryer
TT(ear) = Thyoras Tear
UBG = Ultra Bubble Gun
UDR = Ultra Dark Reflectorb
UDS = Ultra Dual Shovel
WCN = Werelupe Claw Necklace
WoDF = Wand of the Dark Faerie
WoR = Wand of Reality
WS = Winged Scarab
WoTM = Wand of The Moon
YSH = Yellow Sticky Hand
Events/Plots
AC = Altador Cup
AP = Altador Plot
CG = Cyodrakes Gaze
CoM = Curse of Maraqua
DD = Daily Dare
HWP = Haunted Woods Plot
LDP = Lost Desert Plot
ToW = Tale of Woe
Games
AG = Adventure Generator
BC = Beauty Contest
BTY = Better Than You
DoN = Defenders of Neopia
LC = Lenny Conundrum
NQ = NeoQuest
NQ2 = NeoQuest II
NQII = NeoQuest II
RC = Random Contest
WC = World Challenge
WoE = Wheel of Excitement
WoK = Wheel of Knowledge
WoM = Wheel of Mediocrity
WoM = Wheel of Misfortune
WoM = Wheel of Monotony

Kadoatery
BDE = Blue Draik Egg
BEMB = Baby Elephante Milk Bottle
BPP = Blue Pepper Pizza
CF = Congratulations Feeders
GF = 'Grats Feeders
GLF = Good Luck Feeders
GLMF = Good Luck Mini Feeders
GS(S) = Grape Slurship
HN = Had Nothing
Invent = food items kept in inventory specifically for Kad feeding
Kad = Kadoatie
Main = time when most Kads RS
Mewbie = a Kadoatie newbie
Mini = time when a minority of Kads RS
MKIC = Mint Kyrii Ice Cream
Overfeeder = feeder with more than 75 feeds
Pink = feeder who has acheieved 75 feeds
RDE = Red Draik Egg
RS = when Kadoaties ask for more food
SPS = Seafood Pasta Salad
UB = UnBuyable
Locations
HoH = Hall of Heroes
HT = Hidden Tower
HW = Haunted Woods
LD = Lost Desert
MI = Mystery Island
Neoboards
AC = Avatar Chat
BDC = Battledome Chat
FTP = First To Post
HC = Help Chat
JWC = Jelly World Chat
STP = Second To Post
TC = Trading Chat
Shops/Trading
CaOn = Cash Only
CoH = Cash On Hand
CiB = Cash In Bank
ETS = Easy To Sell
GLS = Good Luck Selling
HB = Haggle Back
HPD = Half Price Day
HTS = Hard To Sell
K = thousand
MIL = million
MP = My Price
NFS = Not For Sale
NFT = Not For Trade
NTY = No Thank You
OBO = Or Best Offer
ONO = Or Nearest Offer
Pure = an offer of Neopoints exclusively
R# = Rarity
RS(er) = Restock(er)
RS(er) = Resell(er)
SSW = Super Shop Wizard
SW = Shop Wizard
TC = Trading Chat
TP = Trading Post
TP = Trading Price
UB = UnBuyable
Roleplaying
OOC = Out of Character
BIC = Back in Character
PP = Power-playing
GM = God-moding

Chariot Chase Guide

Chariot Chase is a somewhat new neopets game where you control a chariot around a figure eight track. The goal of the game is to try to race around the little figure eight track as long as you can- because you only have a few lives. If you run into another chariot, you lose a life. Out of lives, and its game over. Various powerups help you. I've been playing it for a while, but so far I've only seen two powerups- a clock and a pair of wings. A clock makes everyone SUPER slow, while the wing lets you fly over enemies, so you don't lose a life. Here's 3 tips:
3. Do not run into enemies! Its better to lose a place or two than to run into an enemy. Because you'll be playing longer if you dont run into enemies, and you'll also get a higher score.
2. Get the powerups! Its better to get the wing and go down a few places than to stay and first and crash.
1. Get a perfect start. While its counting down, hold up and the direction you want to turn. You'll get a start way before the others!
I hope I helped everyone having trouble with this great game! This is one of the easiest games to earn 1000 np, especially if you follow this guide. ;)
Bugaham
(also, if you didn't notice, we have a domain name now! nptimes.net !)

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